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genieb

Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 1512
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 12:18 am Post subject: |
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Hey Hedgey, the slugs were fine, but the cheese was a bit off by the time we received it.
Coops last subs payment was in hair cuttings, which I consequently auctioned off on ebay. Think he's left the union since.
Hmmm, must stop posting in a thread that I'm no longer interested in, just because I'm bored at work. _________________ "It's Derren Brown, it's Derren Brown, it's Derren Brown, it's Derren Brown.
He's very kind, he'll read your mind, even if you're blind, you're a sportsman - fine!" |
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Claira

Joined: 02 Apr 2005 Posts: 116 Location: Devon, where the cow's and tractor's live
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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I leave this thread alone for a day or two and it breaks down into self mutilation and the self intoxication of meths! Is spasm alive or what? And did she indeed see Derren's goods or was it a delirium induced hillucination? (Get's electrical charge paddles ready for next time.) _________________ "By a man's finger-nails, by his coat-sleeve, by his boots, by his trouser-knees, by the callosities of his forefinger and thumb, by his expression, by his shirt- cuffs -- by each of these things a man's calling is plainly revealed.
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SpasmTheCat

Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 4748 Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Yep, I'm still alive, and all the better for the kilt-waving. My faithful Nobacherie has me hooked up to a drip at the moment, though, and I can't feel my legs. That might be the meths... _________________
~ What's that you say, Derren? ~ |
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papillion

Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 688 Location: Rhyl, North Wales
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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Or it could be the fact that I was sitting on them. Sorry!  _________________ Derren Brown Archives at http://www.lepapillionmagique.co.uk
"...which, for some reason known only to Beelzebub and his filthy henchmen, sported a sodding butterfly..." Derren Brown, Absolute Magic |
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SpasmTheCat

Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 4748 Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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Ah. that'll be it. I thought you were supposed to be mopping?
-is making list of who to sue for damages- _________________
~ What's that you say, Derren? ~ |
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papillion

Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 688 Location: Rhyl, North Wales
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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I was having a rest. Mopping is hard work, you know. _________________ Derren Brown Archives at http://www.lepapillionmagique.co.uk
"...which, for some reason known only to Beelzebub and his filthy henchmen, sported a sodding butterfly..." Derren Brown, Absolute Magic |
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Perfiditty

Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Posts: 437 Location: It's noice, it's diff-erent, it's un-ewe-sual.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | Ah. that'll be it. I thought you were supposed to be mopping?
-is making list of who to sue for damages- |
The following is an advertisement:
Have you tried to slit your wrists but it wasn't your fault then phone Nobacherie Lawyers 4 U and we guaranteee to fleece you for every penny you've got.... _________________ I'm hairy, you're hairy. Let's make puppies! |
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alocin

Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 1940 Location: Cardiff
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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Ignore that advertisment, if you go with NL4U then you'll never see a penny of your damages!
Why don't you call The Nobacherie Accident Helpline instead? Our team of highly trained lawyers will fight your case on a nob-win nob-fee basis, you don't have to pay us anything! _________________ "Weird Head-Noddy Support Group Dial 1-800-PALSY"
Devil's Picturebook Credits
Nobacherie to TP no question too repeated or random |
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Hedgehog

Joined: 25 May 2004 Posts: 2494 Location: Piss taker with a soapbox
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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**Loss of earnings after being stuck on a zebra crossing? **
** Slip in a pool of drool that wasnt your fault? **
** Reduced faculties from too much head banging? **
** Crippled by an unexpected encounter with a dictionary? **
If you need an underwriter after reading Undersector then contact National And Forum Financiers at beardymentalist@aol.com for all your forum whinges. _________________ Giving Derren his portable cheeseholder since 2003 |
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SpasmTheCat

Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 4748 Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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CCC

Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 2389 Location: Birmingham
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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Calm down dear! It's only an advertisment... _________________ CCC's New Art Project : Tang Dynasty Painting Style [Music of the Forum Palace] Female Member Frieze
ALL PLACES FILLED!!!
Please read the "FAO CCC's New Art Project Participants" Thread in the General Chat Forum |
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clay_pigeonsrevil

Joined: 21 Apr 2005 Posts: 79
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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so has no one actually considered PM-ing Dez about the meaning of nobacherie??? i have read most of the thread, but i've got a live sadly so haven't finished reading it all. i bet he's read some of this thread and is laughing at all of us for being so curious in this word. did any1 ever find out the meaning??
clay_pigeonsrevil x x x |
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alocin

Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 1940 Location: Cardiff
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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1. PMing Forumadmin is not the way to reach Derren.
2. Derren, Coops and Dave have all been asked in person by many, many people.
3. Read the thread, it will tell you who does know. _________________ "Weird Head-Noddy Support Group Dial 1-800-PALSY"
Devil's Picturebook Credits
Nobacherie to TP no question too repeated or random |
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Flossy

Joined: 21 Apr 2005 Posts: 81 Location: Sitting on an overly squeaky chair.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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*Wishes she could order a pizza*
....What? I'm hungry. |
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SpasmTheCat

Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 4748 Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Call them and order one, and ask if you can extra Nobacherie on it. _________________
~ What's that you say, Derren? ~ |
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Claira

Joined: 02 Apr 2005 Posts: 116 Location: Devon, where the cow's and tractor's live
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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mmmmhhh nobacherie pizza! get one for me too, I'll send you a cheque. _________________ "By a man's finger-nails, by his coat-sleeve, by his boots, by his trouser-knees, by the callosities of his forefinger and thumb, by his expression, by his shirt- cuffs -- by each of these things a man's calling is plainly revealed.
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miss sunset beach

Joined: 16 Jan 2005 Posts: 89 Location: Yorkshire
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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Ok. Went to see the show last night in York[was fab]. Went to get autograph. Asked Derren what Nobacherie mean't as the words quietly left my lips [i am shy] Coops comes out of stage door nearly knocking out poor Derren. Then some b*****d starts asking Derren to play poker with him. Derren repies you really don't want to play poker with me. B*****d tries to pursuade Derren by offering him a tenner [cheapskate] Derren refuses.
Result no one answered my question......
Do you hear me COOPS,SIR BIG DAVE????? etc i need to know. PLEASE _________________
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emma/akasha

Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Posts: 545 Location: scarborough
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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hehe, I was at the same one and met Miss sunset beach, hello again, and Derren signed my Absalute Magic book with, "love from you undying nobacherie, Derren" so now Dez has transposed into a nobacherie too! xx _________________ time is an abstract concept |
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SpasmTheCat

Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 4748 Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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Nooooooo! So Derren really IS amongst the undead? I thought the zombie thing was just an act!
*runs away screaming* _________________
~ What's that you say, Derren? ~ |
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Hedgehog

Joined: 25 May 2004 Posts: 2494 Location: Piss taker with a soapbox
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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*sulks* I seem to be the only one with a nobacherie-free autograph
*boohoo*  _________________ Giving Derren his portable cheeseholder since 2003 |
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SpasmTheCat

Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 4748 Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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alocin

Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 1940 Location: Cardiff
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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Spaz! It's almost like you don't want to find out!
I almost forgot, and ended up shouting it at him as he left. Crazy, moi?  _________________ "Weird Head-Noddy Support Group Dial 1-800-PALSY"
Devil's Picturebook Credits
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SpasmTheCat

Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 4748 Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I didn't forget - but I thought giving him a fanbook AND screaming Nobacherie at him might make me look a bit mental...
Although he might have told me in return for the book...damn, damn, DAMN! _________________
~ What's that you say, Derren? ~ |
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jasmine_x

Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 65 Location: bethnal green
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 2:57 am Post subject: |
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Derren regrets making up the word 'nobacherie' as forum members march towards him. |
i'll get my coat... _________________ http://www.trustlust.co.uk | http://www.babyshambles.net
"What you do in this world is a matter of no consequence. The question is, what can you make people believe that you have done?" |
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pip

Joined: 29 May 2004 Posts: 543 Location: birmingham
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 3:01 am Post subject: |
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Love it Jasmine! |
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