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TediousPhoenix
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*Hands Spaz some plasters*
Will they work?
I'm calling 999.
"Hello, operator. Yes, I would like an ambulance please."
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*Laura*
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-puts down some kitchen roll-
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alocin
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*gives Spaz a catnip cookie to eat while the ambulance gets here*
*gets a mop to help *Laura* clean up*
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Part-Timer
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | | -lays in pool of blood as no-one has helped her yet- |
See what your casual disregard for human, er, cat life has done, TP? How many more people do you have to wreck, huh?
*Cradles Spasm in his arms and starts singing 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister. The awful sound of revives Spasm.*
Move away from the light, Spasm. Stay with us. How else are you going to enact your bloody revenge on all those who've mocked you on this thread?
*Passes Spasm bottle of meths.*
(Anyone know the film I am referring to there?)
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TediousPhoenix
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| Part-Timer wrote: | | See what your casual disregard for human, er, cat life has done, TP? How many more people do you have to wreck, huh? |
I will "I'm sorry" work?
Didn't think so.
But I could always be incorrect, there is that possibility.
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SpasmTheCat
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-looking very pale and disoriented-
....P-T?...Is that you singing?
-passes out again-
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*Laura*
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Where's that ambulance got to?
-puts damp cloth on Spaz's forehead-
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alocin
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Oh dear, she seems to be choking on the cookie... anyone know how to do that heimlich thingamy?
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Part-Timer
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| Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | -looking very pale and disoriented-
....P-T?...Is that you singing?
-passes out again- |
Sheesh, I should have known better than to try and sing.
*Wipes Spasm's face with a meths drenched rag.*
Oh pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth!
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Flossy
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| Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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*Walks in*
............. 
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?!?! |
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TediousPhoenix
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Flossy, why is a girl attrempting to play cricket with a cow in your avatar?
*Confused*
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Flossy
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Correction! It was a boy chasing cows.
It's now changed to dancing Garth, for now. |
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SpasmTheCat
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papillion
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| Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Now, if they had just told us, Spaz wouldn't be lying in that pool of blood.
*gets out mop*
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CCC
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*walks into thread*
HOLY SHIT!
Have you got life insurance, Spaz? 
*waves Dezzie's kilt over Spasm to fan her head*
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SpasmTheCat
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-comes round to see Derren's goods!-
You should have taken it off him first, CCC!!
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Tina
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Had a visual there that I did not want to have!
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SpasmTheCat
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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*nobacherie rushes to rescue with cold compress and IV drip*
*prepares to give Spaz kiss of life*
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SpasmTheCat
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*comes round with a face full of spikes*
-whew- Thanks, Hedge. What would I do without my Nobacherie?
*plucks spike from face*
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genieb
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Hey, Mrs S-T Cat. The N.U.N (or F.U.N. as we have recently been renamed) don't allow Nobacherie's to perform the job of a Paramedic.
Unless they get paid in Bread and Milk for it.
Hang on, I've just remembered Hedgey hasn't paid any Union subs. Ok, you have my permission to work the sweet, spikey rodent's socks off..
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Hedgehog
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Cant afford the bloody subs. And they complained when I sent them cheese and slugs instead.
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alocin
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| Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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TP seems like a fair employer so far, but just in case...
*sends genieb a cheque*
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SpasmTheCat
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I can't pay Hedge in bread and milk - it's not good for her. Dog food is better...
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Hecate
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | | I can't pay Hedge in bread and milk - it's not good for her. Dog food is better... |
Oh, thanks for that. I can feel all the guilt rushing back to me! 
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