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noodlemantra
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | You should have asked him, Siobhanluvsdez!! You had the chance to put us all out of our misery and you blew it....  |
We did ask, but Coops just came swooping in, assuring us that it did in fact mean chimpanzee and to trust him as he was the one who made it up......... he then proceeded to srawl over our poster that it was "His beautiful secret FOR LIFE", which, to be honest made me a tad sceptical about the whole thing on account of the whopping contradiction and all...  
| siobhanluvsdez wrote: | | This is getting out of hand, me and Noodlemantra have taken to writing Nobacherie on every desk, bench, chair....object we come across at school. |
It's true, we did this as an extreme last resort of finding out if any random people might know as to what the hell it is, however, due to the fact that I have now written it on every desk that I sit at, every lesson I go to I have to endure an hour of staring at it, just, wondering angrilly. Quite often however, all the wondering makes me sleepy and so I feel a short nap is in order. |
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SpasmTheCat
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Gah. You see, that supports our theory. If Coops wrote that it's his 'beautiful secret for life' on your programme, then IT'S STILL A SECRET!!
Mwahahahahahaaaaaa! They've told everyone LIES!!!
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SpasmTheCat
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I refuse to leave this thread until the truth is known.
-gets out sleeping bag, bottle of liquor and copy of 'Flash Geezers On Motorbikes' and settles in for the duration-
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Flossy
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You know, the more you look at it, the faster he seems to be whacking his head on the keyboard...
*in the end couldn't get any party rings so got some jam rings with custard cream instead 
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SpasmTheCat
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Flossy
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Hmmm.......maaaaybe...
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siobhanluvsdez
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Yep, as Noodlemantra said Spaz we did indeedy ask Derren Dave AND Coops and were not very happy with the answer we were given. 
Oh well. I dont care.
*sits holding knees and biting fingernails.....*
*bites wrong hand and gets nail varnish in mouth....*
*spits at nearest scrawling of Nobacherie*
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SpasmTheCat
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OI!
-who is scrawling Nobacherie on the walls not far from siobhanlovesdez-
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budica
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| Astronomers talk of an inhabited planet named Nobacherie, so distant from earth that a man traveling at the speed of light would take six million years to get there, although they are planning a new express route that will cut two hours off the trip. Because of its remoteness from the center of the solar system, gravity is nonexistent on Nobacherie and having a large sit-down dinner takes a great deal of planning. A Fantasy! |
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The Chicken
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| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Flossy wrote: | You know, the more you look at it, the faster he seems to be whacking his head on the keyboard...
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I noticed that, but it looks faster when you look slightly away from it, like to read the post. |
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alexandra
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| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | Gah. You see, that supports our theory. If Coops wrote that it's his 'beautiful secret for life' on your programme, then IT'S STILL A SECRET!!
Mwahahahahahaaaaaa! They've told everyone LIES!!!
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You're right Spaz, that was the original deal: guess the answer before the tour starts or it is to remain a secret forever.
Big fibbers, the lot of them.
D'ya want a brandy?
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SpasmTheCat
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Hell, yeah! Ta, Alexandra!
-puts down Nobacherie-scrawling implement-
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alocin
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How about if everyone sends a postcard asking for the answer to each venue the day before he gets there? Eventually they'll be so ground down that they'll just give in and tell us...
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SpasmTheCat
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-is going to take two tons of Nobacherie stickers to the theatre, find their van, and absolutely cover the bastard-
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alocin
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Now that's the spirit!
St Davids Hall in Cardiff is a concrete and breeze block monstrosity, some Nobacherie banners and stickers covering the whole place would be a definite improvement.
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SpasmTheCat
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Mwahahahaaa! Let's see Enterprise take it back when it's covered in Nobacherie stickers! Big Dave and Coops will be scrubbing it all night... 
Yay, Alocin! Cover the whole place! I can see us all going to London with a bunch of stickers and whacking them on anything and everything on our way to the theatre...
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Atari
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | | -is going to take two tons of Nobacherie stickers to the theatre, find their van, and absolutely cover the bastard- |
Rymans do A4 sheets of sticker paper......about 8 quid for 25 sheets. Enough to cover a Transit. Maybe.
Viking maybe cheaper......
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SpasmTheCat
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Aaaah. -taps chin thoughtfully-
Cheers, Atari. I owe you a drink.
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SpasmTheCat
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2.50am and I'm still sitting here writing Nobacherie on little pieces of paper and eating them.
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CCC
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Here's an idea. Threaten to pinch their bums (sharpen your nails before hand)!
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dRaggy
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OoooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
*Thinks of all the sticky labels we have in this house*
*wonders if we still have the right printer*
*realises parents are away*
*goes to search attic*
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CCC
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Have you ever thought of taking that to the 20th Century Roadshow, dRaggy-san?
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dRaggy
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That pic isn't of mine...
And if you could see my attic, it's like a museum of boxes, with the occasional "laptop" from back in the day, which has (seemingly) a till roll, microtape, keyboard, and TINY screen. But we're not allowed to get rid of it, because it's not ours, merely borrowed many years ago, and the guy might want it back..... Er
Bollocks feck shit bollocks - Found printer, cable, and everything! But it won't power on! Changed the fuse. Nadda!
Meaning I scared myself senseless in the attic with all the spiders, and then again in the garage, for no good reason!
I'm gonna see if I can work out how to fix it...
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Flossy
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You do realise that - seeing as though DB, Coops and SBD all read these threads - that the art of surprise has gone?
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