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SpasmTheCat
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Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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There's a reason that it's 63 pages, Miss Grumpy, it's because we don't know! 
Spell it out in French, it says:
'No bay ah say, ash er air ee uh'
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No Ebay, I say, a sure area.
There. Solved.
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missgrumpy
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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but... i... oh dear god im going to bed, maybe the answer will come to me in a dream (i dread to think of the possible content though after spending the last hour reading this thread!!!)
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SpasmTheCat
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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*dutifully goes to set out another glass for Miss Grumpy*
*has run out of glasses, digs out jar from recycling bin*
*makes note to self to go buy more glasses from Poundstretcher*
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Pcity scene
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:25 am Post subject: |
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I can't believe I missed this thread!
Maybe I'm being really thick but isn't Nobacherie just another word for fantanquerist(e) in Cajun?? or Canuck?? I forget which. And I may have spelled it wrong.... |
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missgrumpy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| Hedgehog wrote: | *dutifully goes to set out another glass for Miss Grumpy*
*has run out of glasses, digs out jar from recycling bin*
*makes note to self to go buy more glasses from Poundstretcher* |
Thanks hedgehog, im dissapointed to report that the answer has yet to magically materialise in my brain, will print out the clues and have a go at working it out today, i refuse to be beaten
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Part-Timer
Joined: 24 May 2004
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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To try and cheer up Spasm, I wrote this the other day:
[Note: The word seems to be pronounced 'no-bash-er-ee', but where marked * 'nob-asher-eye', as no one on the forum knew the correct pronunciation at that stage. Sung by Spasm the Cat and Part-Timer, with bits in bold representing solos by Spasm and words in italics added by Part-Timer, in his best Cockney costermonger bib and tucker (with spoons). It is to the tune of 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' .]
'StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie'
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie.
Those two great divs think they are smart,
For giving clues to me.
If I read them any more,
I’ll need some pills, you see.
StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
When I was on DB’s forum,
A thread I did espy.
Maid Marion had posted thus,
”What is nobacherie?*”
I wracked my brains and tugged my scalp,
Clues running round my head.
I couldn’t fathom many out,
So this is what I said:
StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie.
This sneaky pair makes me despair,
With their tomfoolery.
You wouldn’t find credits like this,
Watching the BBC.
StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
She banged her head upon the desk,
And left a nasty dent.
She’d swear and curse and oh, much worse,
While thinking what it meant.
When Spasm’s mindmap shed no light,
She wouldn’t take my calls.
She muttered something about Coops,
And cutting off his..nose.
StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie.
The clues they’ve left make little sense,
So have a cup of tea.
You need to let it go, I think,
I’m down on bended knee.
StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay.
You know, to say it another way, IfIgetholdofthosetwotheyaregoingtowishtheydneverbeenborn, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
Indubitably!
SpasmTheCat is out of luck,
But never fret, my dears,
She won’t abandon that old thread,
If solving it takes years.
I must admit that I’m concerned,
In case it affects her life.
Oh look! Is that them over there?
Spasm, put down that knife!
*Big finish*
StupidCoopsandSirBigDaveandtheirnobacherie!
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hypersang
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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HAHA! 
You see, raw natural talent. Aint that right P-T? 
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SpasmTheCat
Joined: 16 Jul 2004
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Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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-has been singing it for two days straight in her best Julie Andrews voice!-
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Loopyproducer
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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I have never posted on this thread for fear of being reeled into the madness but I have to say that song made me laugh out loud!!!
And now, a bit like kylie, I can't get it out of my head!!!!
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CCC
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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OHOHOHOOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 
Encore! Encore!
Now THAT should be on the Forum CD!!!
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*Laura*
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Very good P-T, very funny indeed. That's going to be running round my head for a few days now
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alexandra
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Well, it's replaced the song that my head dj was playing previously ... so that's a bonus.
Clever Mr P-T.
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CCC
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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I hope that's going in the fanbook, Spazzy-san!
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Janwolf
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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Ok, so I'm now going to be singing songs from Mary Poppins all day, cheers P-T.
Seriously though, brilliant work (as always)
*wanders off singing "Chim chiminey*....
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Tina
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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Genius P-T! Just....genuis.
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| CCC wrote: | | I hope that's going in the fanbook, Spazzy-san! |
I'm just trying to find some room for it! It might have to go in the 'Artwork' section, but then, it IS a work of art!
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Atari
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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P-T, why couldn't you have written that for the Forum CD?
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T²
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Atari wrote: | | P-T, why couldn't you have written that for the Forum CD? |
There are many, many reasons why it is a blessing that it isn't on the forum CD. The main being it would be shite. |
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siobhanluvsdez
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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P-T that is cool, aboslutely brilliant!!!! Im going to have that in my head for weeks!!!
| noodlemantra wrote: | | siobhanluvsdez wrote: | | SpasmTheCat wrote: | | -clings to Noodlemantra- |
Noodle will you be my nobacherie? Then when we hold a gun to derrens head on thursday till he tells us what it means he'll be telling us exactly what you mean to me, |
Of course I shall be your nobacherie.
*Applaudes the marvellous play on of words created by siobhanluvsdez* Bravo dear.
Yes, I think the whole 'gun' thing would be super but it might make it a bit difficult, what with the restraining order and all.... oh and the actual fact that I don't own a gun. Darn.
We must hatch a better plan.  |
Thankyou dear, now for your first job as my Nobacherie.....go find me a barstarding gun!!!
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noodlemantra
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| Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| siobhanluvsdez wrote: | | Thankyou dear, now for your first job as my Nobacherie.....go find me a barstarding gun!!! |
Well, like I have told you, there are those three shotguns in the boot of a car I know of........... not discreet enough though. |
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Flossy
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Haha
Thanks Part-Timer, now I have something to sing during the day.
Stupidcoopsandsirbigdaveandtheirnobachie
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maid marion
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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I was at work today and my daughter and I spoke briefly on the phone - she was giggling and said "When you get home, you must check out the song in the Nobacherie thread"
She was singing it when I got home.
She was right - it is excellently funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done, guys!!
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Pumpkin
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| P-T, I love that song so much! |
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CCC
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder if Dez, Daz and Caz would like it... 
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