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SpasmTheCat
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I didn't go...I couldn't be buggered. 
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:55 am Post subject: |
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OK peeps.
I have the tour programme after last night's show
It gives a definition of the word 'nobacherie'.
That definition is an obvious lie!
Attack SBD and Coops at your leisure - they are running so scared that Coops has lopped off his locks in an attempt to disguise himself!!!!
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clarence
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:27 am Post subject: |
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and that definition is.....???
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*Laura*
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Is there some kind of secret conspiracy going on where everyone who knows either the correct answer or the answer given in the programme isn't going to say what it is?
Come on tell us what it says in the programme! Some of us aren't going to get one until May/never 
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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I bet it’s something like the reality phrase he used at the end of each show last year
“Nobody Actually Exists In Reality”
I don’t know  have to wait until 19th April 
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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Ooh, Hedge, you don't sound impressed... 
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westonsupermermaid
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Whatdsit say, Hedge?
Alison
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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-is now thinking of making a t-shirt to wear to the gig that says "I couldn't care less about 'nobacherie'. Now tell me what it means before I kick you in the balls..."
Maybe that second bit should be on the back...
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | -is now thinking of making a t-shirt to wear to the gig that says "I couldn't care less about 'nobacherie'. Now tell me what it means before I kick you in the balls..."
Maybe that second bit should be on the back... |
Ah, go on, you know you want to!
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Hedgehog
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Sorry to everyone for the delay, contrary to certain people's suggestion I was ensuring Spaz knew before any public announcement was made
The tour programme refers to Coops as Derren's nobacherie "which is French for chimpanzee".
Lies all lies. You wait until I get home tonight and wreak revenge, young Coops. 
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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...which is funnily enough what Draggy and I were toying with during a text conversation last week, when she said that the french for chimp was 'noba'! Our conversation had more to do with unicycles and impressing Harry Hill, though.
It's got to be boloney, though. The proper french for chimpanzee is 'chimpanzé'. And it's hardly a phrase, is it?
Must be some reference to his 'Chimps Ears' maybe.
Thanks, Hedge! 
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*Laura*
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Ta Hedge.
Maybe nobacherie is rhyming slang for chimpanzee?
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SpasmTheCat
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-redesigns t-shirt to say "Ask me about 'Nobacherie'" on the front, and "...and I'll smack your head in" on the back-
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | The tour programme refers to Coops as Derren's nobacherie "which is French for chimpanzee".
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Hedgehog wrote: | Sorry to everyone for the delay, contrary to certain people's suggestion I was ensuring Spaz knew before any public announcement was made
The tour programme refers to Coops as Derren's nobacherie "which is French for chimpanzee".
Lies all lies. You wait until I get home tonight and wreak revenge, young Coops. |
hmmm so maybe the monkey does have something to do with it
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Frizz
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| Hedgehog wrote: |
It gives a definition of the word 'nobacherie'.
That definition is an obvious lie!
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Thanks for posting it Hedgehog.
I'm disappointed in the lack of effort, they could have come up with something vaguely related to the clues.
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clarence
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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chimpanzee? CHIMPANZEE??? forty-bloody-nine pages for CHIMPANZEE??
seriously. how disappointing. they are totally taking the piss.
CHIMPANZEE???? i will not sleep tonight.
bloody chimpazee. as if.
thanks hedge for posting it
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maid marion
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FOR GODS SAKE - I take two days out, away from the Forum (I had a tummy bug and a household emergency) and I come back to THIS?!?!?!?!
Thanks for your help, Hedge (at least I don't have to wait another 9 days to see what the leaflet says!) but
CHIMPANZEE???????????????
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hecate
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| Thistoshallpass wrote: | | Quote: | The tour programme refers to Coops as Derren's nobacherie "which is French for chimpanzee".
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Has anyone asked nun?
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Squawker
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| Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:48 am Post subject: |
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[quote="clarence"]chimpanzee? CHIMPANZEE??? forty-bloody-nine pages for CHIMPANZEE??
seriously. how disappointing. they are totally taking the piss.
CHIMPANZEE???? i will not sleep tonight.
bloody chimpazee. as if.
[size=9]thanks hedge for posting it[/size][/quote]
Well, if Coops was standing outside my office this morning, that'd make him
GORILLA IN THE MIST
(and that's a phrase!!!)
:D :D
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Fuctup
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How would standing outside your office change him from a chimpanzee to a gorilla? More to the point, was it mere coincidence that SBD chose to use the phrase "Close, but no banana" many pages ago?
Never mind. I have a new theory.
We're told it's nothing to do with knobs, but (correct me if I'm wrong) I don't think they ever denied a connection with nobs. One definition of "nob" is "the human head". Since we've established that nobacherie = nobachers or nobacher (as Coopie = Coops), what we have is nob-acher - someone or something which causes headaches.
Therefore, nobacherie is a made-up word with no other real meaning, invented specifically for the purpose of inducing headaches in those poor souls foolish enough to attempt to discover its true meaning, and thus give DB, Coops and SBD a good laugh.
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genieb
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| Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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I know a good game, we could spend another 49 pages trying to fit SBD's and Coops' clues to the answer.
Hmmmm, 'Poor old Concorde, he flies no more.' = Explain.
Chimps are sometimes freighted by plane. Yerp, I see it all now. |
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monkeymagic
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[quote="genieb"]I know a good game, we could spend another 49 pages trying to fit SBD's and Coops' clues to the answer.
Hmmmm, 'Poor old Concorde, he flies no more.' = Explain.
Chimps are sometimes freighted by plane. Yerp, I see it all nw.[/quote]
monkeys aren't afraid of planes! in fact their work is right under a flight path!
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DianaFromLondon
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| Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sorry but my definition of Nobacherie is much more "creative". :D
However I don't think Coops would be impressed! sorry! :oops:
he he ;)
my previous post:
[i]"I think Nobacherie just means "C**T". Mr Brown's favourite swear word. i]
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[quote="DianaFromLondon"]
[i]"I think Nobacherie just means "C**T". Mr Brown's favourite swear word. i][/quote]
isn't that the.........THIRD time now?
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