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westonsupermermaid
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No, I'd sooner set fire to it.
Alison
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pootle
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:46 am Post subject: |
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incidently guys Coops has been on here this morning, the Bastardo.
Derren need not worry about security however may it be suggested that Sir Big Stoopid Dave and Coops shpould invest in some pretty damned fast.
I think if you pm monkey like mad he will love it and give in, everybody send him atleast three pm's each.
Sexual favours will also work, he is a dirty bastard after all!
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maid marion
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| Squawker wrote: | Well .... unaccustomed as I am ......
I would just like to thank Maid Marion (I think?) for setting in motion this absolutely splendid chain of incoherent, unintelligible thoughts on the great Nobacher himself. |
Gee - thanks Squawker!! 
| Quote: | I would simply like to raise a glass *raises glass* to ......
NOBACHERIE
May it remain a mystery  but under the umbrella of 'good memories' ... 
Anyone like to join me?
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I simply must know the answer!! Understand, this is on a "need to know" basis - I NEED TO KNOW!!!!! |
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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OK folks - we are three days away from the show on Monday so I need instructions on how to proceed once Im there.
Which of Coops, DB and SBD do I threaten with physical violence? Any other ideas? (be warned - me offering sexual favours is going to get us nowhere fast  )
Suppose I'll be shelling out for a programme, do you want me to publish any answers or not?
PS Any loans of small portable instruments of torture for that night gratefully received. Unfortunately the hedgetrimmers wont fit in my jacket pocket.
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Part-Timer
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Hedgehog wrote: | | Suppose I'll be shelling out for a programme, do you want me to publish any answers or not? |
Hell, yeah.
Alternatively, PM it to everyone except Spasm. 
| Quote: | | PS Any loans of small portable instruments of torture for that night gratefully received. Unfortunately the hedgetrimmers wont fit in my jacket pocket. |
Blimey, the Hedgehog of old was threatening enough with just a vegetable knife.
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SpasmTheCat
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Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Part-'cruising-for-a-bruisin'-Timer wrote: | | Alternatively, PM it to everyone except Spasm. |
OI! 
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Part-Timer
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | | Part-'cruising-for-a-bruisin'-Timer wrote: | | Alternatively, PM it to everyone except Spasm. |
OI! |
What? Who rattled your cage?
Shouldn't that be 'cruisin'-for-a-bruisin'' or 'cruising-for-a-bruising'?
*Feeling cheeky on Friday*
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Part-Timer wrote: | What? Who rattled your cage?
Shouldn't that be 'cruisin'-for-a-bruisin'' or 'cruising-for-a-bruising'?
*Feeling cheeky on Friday* |
Very cheeky!
*goes to make fanbook section entitled 'Cheeky Forumites To Avoid' and rummages for a pic of P-T'*
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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You want to borrow my little red book? PT has a whole chapter to himself
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:27 am Post subject: |
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"No One Backchats Hirer" 
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Fuctup
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| *Laura* wrote: | Maybe we should post a message on page one warning people that reading further may be hazardous to their health.
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Brilliant. And where did you reveal this sparkling pearl of wisdom? PAGE TWENTY-FUCKING-NINE! Thanks. You're all evil. I told myself I was strong, that I could stay away... now look at me. My fragile little brain is all mangled, I'm losing my tenuous grip on what was left of my sanity.
P-T reckons there's no point looking for other explanations regarding the station clues, since SBD apparently confirmed the Victoria theory, but I do find it extraordinary that, after 48 pages, not one of you seems to have noticed that the station most clearly visible when looking from the London Eye towards Buckingham Palace is, in fact, Waterloo. Fuck knows if that means anything. I decided to add to the confusion anyway.
Now the other mystery: who is the forumite who has solved the original mystery? If it were really Monkey, would he refuse a prize, ask to remain anonymous then reveal the truth afterwards? I doubt it.
My theory is that it is a lurker who has made no significant contribution to the thread prior to SBD's announcement that someobody solved it. If I cross-reference this list with forumites who I suspect of extraordinary intellect, there are a few who may fall into both categories, but I think I'm left with two main suspects: Twainy and A Friend. *shrugs*
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Frizz
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:16 am Post subject: |
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| Fuctup wrote: | | ... the station most clearly visible when looking from the London Eye towards Buckingham Palace is, in fact, Waterloo. Fuck knows if that means anything. I decided to add to the confusion anyway. |
... interesting.
To add further to the confusion, at Waterloo there is "A Victory Arch, featuring figures representing war and peace, beneath a statue of Britannia, was incorporated into the facade, commemorating workers who died in World War I" (Victory Arch almost sounds like Victoria, if the Victoria connection is still relevant) and "At the end of the 20th century Waterloo Station was enlarged to become London's main link with the Channel Tunnel" which would mean Waterloo is connected with the French.
Probably going off on tangents, oh well 
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Flying Nun
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| Frizz wrote: | [...] which would mean Waterloo is connected with the French.
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Funniest thing I've read so far today  Oh well, it's still early in the day.
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maid marion
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:07 am Post subject: |
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What about a Little Britain connection?
Vicky (Victoria) Pollard?
Nobutyeahbutnobutyeah.....
Say it fast enough and it sounds like No-bach-er
So it's not a plagerism. It's not an acronym. It's a contradiction. |
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:38 am Post subject: |
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| Fuctup wrote: | | but I do find it extraordinary that, after 48 pages, not one of you seems to have noticed that the station most clearly visible when looking from the London Eye towards Buckingham Palace is, in fact, Waterloo. Fuck knows if that means anything. I decided to add to the confusion anyway. |
Totally wrong direction - always knew you lived in an alternative universe fuctup !!
| Quote: | | If I cross-reference this list with forumites who I suspect of extraordinary intellect, there are a few who may fall into both categories, but I think I'm left with two main suspects: Twainy and A Friend. *shrugs* |
Q.E.D.
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:55 am Post subject: |
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"Nobody Accredited Here"
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*Laura*
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Fuctup wrote: | | *Laura* wrote: | | Maybe we should post a message on page one warning people that reading further may be hazardous to their health. |
Brilliant. And where did you reveal this sparkling pearl of wisdom? PAGE TWENTY-FUCKING-NINE! Thanks. You're all evil. |
Muhahahahaha
| Fuctup wrote: | | If I cross-reference this list with forumites who I suspect of extraordinary intellect, there are a few who may fall into both categories, but I think I'm left with two main suspects: Twainy and A Friend. |
48 pages and that's the most confusing thing I've read so far.
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Fuctup
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Hedgehog wrote: | | Fuctup wrote: | | but I do find it extraordinary that, after 48 pages, not one of you seems to have noticed that the station most clearly visible when looking from the London Eye towards Buckingham Palace is, in fact, Waterloo. Fuck knows if that means anything. I decided to add to the confusion anyway. |
Totally wrong direction - always knew you lived in an alternative universe fuctup !!
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*throws away crappy tourist leaflet. Still not sure if my alternative universe makes any less sense than the one the rest of you inhabit.* | *Laura* wrote: |
| Fuctup wrote: | | If I cross-reference this list with forumites who I suspect of extraordinary intellect, there are a few who may fall into both categories, but I think I'm left with two main suspects: Twainy and A Friend. |
48 pages and that's the most confusing thing I've read so far. |
She's funny. In my experience, really funny people are usually either very clever or very stupid. So, um, could be either I suppose... if she's funny on purpose she's probably clever. The stupid ones usually don't know when they're being funny.
Further to my clever lurkers theory, if I recall correctly Janwolf's and CCC's input to this thread has also been fairly minimal.
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T˛
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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She's funny. In my experience, really funny people are usually either very clever or very stupid. So, um, could be either I suppose... if she's funny on purpose she's probably clever. The stupid ones usually don't know when they're being funny. |
By this rationale then really unfunny people are stupid?
So you are at the bottom of the pile.
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Squawker
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| Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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Dear All,
Well, lots and lots of you are going to get to the show before me (19 April) so there probably won't be much left of either Coops or SBD by then, but please please PLEASE could somebody save me just a little portion of one or other of them to stamp on, squish and tempt into my flower press for permanent, relentless torture?
Thanks awfully. You're all wonderful!!
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Cardcaptor Charlie
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| Fuctup wrote: |
Further to my clever lurkers theory, if I recall correctly Janwolf's and CCC's input to this thread has also been fairly minimal. |
That's because I am immune to the word "nobacherie". I'll just wait until someone figures it out, wait for the "HU HA!" and then attend the Dezze Award Ceremony 2005 (or maybe 2006 at the rate we're going) to see whoever guessed it correctly recieve the Most Outstanding Achievement on the Forum Award to be handed by Big Dave-dono, who, early on during the night, had won the Best Cunning Plan to Drug 99.9% of All Registered and Frequent Members of the Forum into Playing Guessing Games of Which the Answer to it is *insert answer here* Award... as well as the Best Dressed Furrie Award for his assistance to Harry Hill-san...
He's no bachelor at this... 
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:56 am Post subject: |
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Mans favourite foreign friend = French letter
“Nobody Acknowledged His Efforts In Writing “
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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Right...... who is going to Brighton tonight and can put us out of our misery?
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SpasmTheCat
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I'm only a few miles from Brighton, but I'm really not sad enough to drive there and stand, shivering, at the stage door. I'd look like a bit of a looney! Oh, wait...
-puts finishing touches to her 'Fuck 'Nobacherie!' T-shirt-
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Hecate
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| Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Spasm . . . are you back home yet? . . . . . what's the answer? . . . pleeeeze! 
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