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Hecate
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Forget the straw . . . . let's just put Spaz in the barrel and let her absorb it by osmosis! 
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maid marion
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*sobs* Don't know how much more I can take (I wish I could drink...)
We're going round in circles now! I can't think of anything that would be so simple, it's obvious, yet so complex, the finest minds of the Forum (and a few hangers-on  ) cannot solve this between them!
And as for asking Sir Big Dave for help - forget it! I PMd him when we got to @ page 2 and even tried to bribe him with a promise of alcohol - but no, he wouldn't tell!
I must go to bed now - I can't be late for work! My Boss is a mean so-and-so on a good day - can you imagine what he would say if I was late and my only excuse was "I've been up all night trying to figure out what 'Nobacherie' means"?
I'll try and look in again tomorrow during lunch.....
And if you are reading this, SBD or Coops, please, for the love of all things merciful...TELL US!!!!!!!!!! (or give us better clues!) |
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Sir Big Dave
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:47 am Post subject: |
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Hello all, i'm back. its still going on then i see, you only have 2 weeks now to get it or it reamains a secret till the end of eternity!!!
Oh, and monkey, i'm very very nice to small animals especially my gorgeous little hamster, and recently i have been doing a lot of work with badgers!
SBD
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Hecate
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:50 am Post subject: |
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Bored with baiting poor innocent forumites you've moved on to badgers then eh?
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Squawker
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:52 am Post subject: |
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| Hecate wrote: | | 101mired wrote: | *hands squawker bottle of gin*
you've been completly sucked in haven't you |
Forget the bottle . . . . . can you buy gin in barrels? |
Accepted *hic* gratefully!!!
More please ........
WARNING
Nobacherie can damage your health ...
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Squawker
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:57 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Big Dave wrote: | Hello all, i'm back. its still going on then i see, you only have 2 weeks now to get it or it reamains a secret till the end of eternity!!!
Oh, and monkey, i'm very very nice to small animals especially my gorgeous little hamster, and recently i have been doing a lot of work with badgers!
SBD |
Has anybody told you recently that you're an evil, evil, evil, cruel and heartless man????? *she says, as she gleefully throws 400 duty-free cigarettes into the fire ........* 
How do you SLEEP at night??? 
(Oh - and badgering is bad for the health, too!!!)
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Squawker
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:16 am Post subject: |
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And it's 09.06 on Monday morning in Luxembourg and nobody else is yet in the office so ....................
Where were we?
Oh yes, gin and nobacherie.
Right! Any advances on yesterday? No? Good! I like consistency.
My first thought for today (now that IS sad!) is that nobacher means
"all-rounder" or "all-round player" - you know, the guy who does everything, including everything that everyone else hasn't done yet!!!!
Awww - a true star!
Then I also thought about an all-round production 'organiser' - taking Bach as an organist (without the tea!!!!!, but then SBD hasn't been too good at spelling, either!) + ER
At the bottom of the bottle last night I also found STAGE MANAGER but that wouldn't fit with the filming, would it?
I also wondered about Coops and Cooperates - and Coordinator - and the word Promotion ........ just can't tie any in.
Of course he'd make a marvellous secretary - note-taking (like Bach???) but you see, that's why I need to cut down on the gin. Here! Spaz! Pass me your glass!
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dRaggy
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:16 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Big Dave wrote: | Hello all, i'm back. its still going on then i see, you only have 2 weeks now to get it or it reamains a secret till the end of eternity!!!
Oh, and monkey, i'm very very nice to small animals especially my gorgeous little hamster, and recently i have been doing a lot of work with badgers!
SBD |
*My initial reaction*
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
We need more clues! Bastard! And good clues! 
*my censored reaction*
Clues?
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Squawker
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:36 am Post subject: |
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Aha!
He's the 21st century's answer to a
BAY CITY ROLLER
Wheehee!
(oh don't ask .... just don't ask ....)
Actually, I worked out Bay City Rocker, but the image was just too much .....
Then again, if we're to believe SBD, the answer is THERE. Just that! NOBACHERIE = THERE!
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Squawker
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Gripping his keys, Coops attempted to explain his affair and make peas (!). He realised that he would have to pay a forfeit and probably sacrifice his favourite goat(ee). Everything was going wrong, wrong, WRONG! He was even going to have to pick a new name, initially. Thoroughly despondent, he made his way to Nobacherie - or rather, that other place in Wales that elicits similar amusement, bought himself a bag of fish ´n´ chips and settled down far below his station, aware from the glare of cameras and the eyes of peeking ducks!
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:21 am Post subject: |
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-hands glass over to Squawker and wrings out clothes after being in the barrell of gin-
You mean Big Dave came in and didn't even bother to leave a clue? I bet he didn't read the other pages either...
| Mr Can't-be-bothered-to-leave-a-clue wrote: | | and recently i have been doing a lot of work with badgers! |
Is this a clue? It better not be, 'cause we've already thoroughly explored the 'badger' part of 'No-badger-ie' If it turns out to be 'No Badgers' I will be downing my barrel of gin (kindly donated by Hecate) instead of soaking in it...
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Squawker
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:28 am Post subject: |
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External affairs/Public relations 
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westonsupermermaid
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:30 am Post subject: |
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Thirty-eight pages.
*takes deep sigh*
Morning all.
Alison
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Part-Timer
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:34 am Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | You mean Big Dave came in and didn't even bother to leave a clue? I bet he didn't read the other pages either...
| Mr Can't-be-bothered-to-leave-a-clue wrote: | | and recently i have been doing a lot of work with badgers! |
Is this a clue? It better not be, 'cause we've already thoroughly explored the 'badger' part of 'No-badger-ie' If it turns out to be 'No Badgers' I will be downing my barrel of gin (kindly donated by Hecate) instead of soaking in it... |
I thought it might mean he's been working with Harry Hill. Perhaps it was really an insidious clue.
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SpasmTheCat
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Location: Worthing; fish 'n' chips, donkey rides, Ovaltine and Bingo. What could be more British?
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If he's been poking them with spoons, it might be an Eddie Izzard reference...
Blimey, thought I'd cracked it with the Nobby Stiles reference... maybe it 'No Badges' and Coops doesn't like being labelled!
Hi Westonsupermermaid! *waves*
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westonsupermermaid
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:16 am Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | | Hi Westonsupermermaid! *waves* |
*waves back wearily*
I can't believe I'm here *again*. Where do you get the stamina Spaz?
Alison
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:27 am Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | | Hi Westonsupermermaid! *waves* |
Not Waving, but Drowning
(With apologies to Stevie Smith)
Nobacherie thread, poor Spasm,
She still keeps on thinking:
She’s in much deeper than the rest,
And not solving, but frowning.
Poor lass, she always loved puzzles,
But now has the blues.
It must have been too hard for her, her brain collapsed,
From clues.
Oh, no, no, no, it was too tough always,
(More difficult than Browning).
SpasmTheCat was caught by Dave,
And not solving, but frowning.
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Squawker
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:28 am Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | -hands glass over to Squawker and wrings out clothes after being in the barrell of gin-
You mean Big Dave came in and didn't even bother to leave a clue? I bet he didn't read the other pages either...
| Mr Can't-be-bothered-to-leave-a-clue wrote: | | and recently i have been doing a lot of work with badgers! |
Is this a clue? It better not be, 'cause we've already thoroughly explored the 'badger' part of 'No-badger-ie' If it turns out to be 'No Badgers' I will be downing my barrel of gin (kindly donated by Hecate) instead of soaking in it... |
Oh here - giv's your clothes and I'll throw them in the tumble drier while you hook up with a new straw!!!
Can't believe he didn't leave a clue and I DON'T BELIEVE the badger reference could be one.
I've come to the conclusion that if NOBACHERIE = COOPIE
then
NOBACHER = LORD COOP (IE)
Lord - you know, High-mighty (top of the London Eye) ...... Buck House (royalty .....) Could it possibly be something as simply as that? Just a title?
Nobacher = Lord
or Lord and Master ...... of all
(didn't he get the Order of the British Airways or something? seem to remember some BA thread .....)
*hic*
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101mired
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:30 am Post subject: |
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oh spaz you poor thing SBD is so cruel (?)
*hands spaz special orange tablets and purple for the parrot*
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Squawker
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:59 am Post subject: |
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| Part-Timer wrote: | | SpasmTheCat wrote: | | Hi Westonsupermermaid! *waves* |
Not Waving, but Drowning
(With apologies to Stevie Smith)
Nobacherie thread, poor Spasm,
She still keeps on thinking:
She’s in much deeper than the rest,
And not solving, but frowning.
Poor lass, she always loved puzzles,
But now has the blues.
It must have been too hard for her, her brain collapsed,
From clues.
Oh, no, no, no, it was too tough always,
(More difficult than Browning).
SpasmTheCat was caught by Dave,
And not solving, but frowning. |
Excellent!!
Nobacherie = No Ordinary Bird Catcher!!!!
(think we've already had No Ordinary Bachelor, haven't we?)
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:29 am Post subject: |
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Hehe! That's excellent, P-T!
I defintely have a collapsed brain... 
*gulps down 101's tablets!*
(WSM, it's not stamina, it's mania!!)
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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"No Obvious Accurate/Actual Explanation Right?" 
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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*still here*
Thought of a silly one... 'NoseBag Checker'
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Thistoshallpass
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | *still here*
Thought of a silly one... 'NoseBag Checker' |
That's the one!!
"No Obvious Actual/Accurate Explanation Required"
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monkeymagic
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Sir Big Dave wrote: | Hello all, i'm back. its still going on then i see, you only have 2 weeks now to get it or it reamains a secret till the end of eternity!!!
Oh, and monkey, i'm very very nice to small animals especially my gorgeous little hamster, and recently i have been doing a lot of work with badgers!
SBD |
i did a badger once ..... i knew about it in the morning!
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