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Hedgehog
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"No barkers" - Coops keeps the dogs away from sniffing Mr Brown too closely. Thats why SBD keeps talking about Spaz the cat?
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Perfiditty
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according to dictionary.com
| Quote: | bach also batch (bch) Informal
n.
A bachelor.
intr.v. bached, also batched bach·ing, batch·ing bach·es, batch·es
To live alone and keep house as a bachelor.
Idiom:
bach it
To bach.
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so nobaches is the opposite of being a bachelor?
I'm soo confuuuussed.
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Hedgehog
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How about "no b a chers" if you pronounce the ch as 'k' it could read
"Nothing but a curse"
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Going with Spasms theory...
Nothing But A CHER
Cher in French means expensive, so:
"Nothing but an expensive..."
An expensive what, I wonder?!
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SpasmTheCat
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| Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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...or 'Nothing But a Dear', Rexy! 
Ooh, like yours too, Hedge...
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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or a DEER
Like "Bambi" 
*spontaneously combusts*
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Coops
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| monkeymagic wrote: | | Sir Big Dave wrote: | AT LAST REAL INSPERATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOPIE becomes COOPS
NOBACHERIE becomes......................................
Blimey, you guys may get it before the tour starts after all, you should all buy spasm a drink for the most obvious clue yet!
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surely that would mean NOBACHERIES then. does that mean that you're one aswell dave? oooh multiple nobaching going on. you rascals! |
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Atari
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nobaches. i can't deal with this anymore.
*flounces off*
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nobjockeysthelotofthem
*gets drink, +1 for spaz, and some more gin for hedge*
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SpasmTheCat
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Gimme gimme gimme......
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | | Gimme gimme gimme...... |
Fraid it's shite quality. Got it from co-ops.
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maid marion
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No-bacher
Mmmmm.
Has Coops given up smoking? |
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maid marion
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Or is he just not a classical music lover?
No - Bach - er. |
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Atari
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| dRaggy wrote: | | SpasmTheCat wrote: | | Gimme gimme gimme...... |
Fraid it's shite quality. Got it from co-ops. |
*sniggers*
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I'm fed up with this Nobachzzzz lark.
I'm off to count how many wall head banging smilies there are in this thread instead. |
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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Coming soon to a theatre near you........
Spikey (left) "Hey look here comes Derren now"
Spaz (right) "Quick, quick, look for Coops and strap him to the hamster wheel over there"
Spikey "Ready boss, but what if he doesn't talk?"
Spaz "Then we start on Sir Big Dave"
Spikey "Ooh boss does he get the wheel too?"
Spaz "Put those spikes away, Spike! Ive got a more dastardly plan for our Mr BIG Dave"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *swigs from bottle*
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SpasmTheCat
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MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *re-attaches intravenous gin drip*
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Aviva
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| Rexyp wrote: | | Nothing But A CHER |
That's it! It's got something to do with Coops dressing up as Cher to amuse Derren! (Someone please photo-shop Coops as Cher to illustrate. )
I can almost imagine their 'I got you, babe' karaoke duet... 
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Noble Assistant Can Have Explanation Ready 
Nobody But Assistant Can Have Explanation Right 
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Atari
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| Aviva wrote: | (Someone please photo-shop Coops as Cher to illustrate. )
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i haven't got any headshots of Coops(and i bet he's relieve about that).
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Aviva
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Hmm, continuing the Coops as Cher theme, (well, he does have long black hair, doesn't he), here's Cher Barbie:
And here's Derren, (use imagination), holding Cher Barbie - which represents Coops - and doing voodoo to ensure he's super-obedient?
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SpasmTheCat
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Hehe, Aviva!! 
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SpasmTheCat
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Right, how about 'No Back Hairs'? If you say it like 'No Bac Hers', you sound like Cilla Black, hence the 'scouse' reference. Also, perhaps Greeane was a hare in a previous life!
Mind you, I'm not so sure why anyone would want that in the credits of a show!!
Oh, saying it out loud also sounds like I'm saying 'No, because...' in a bit of a silly accent...
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Noble Heir Assistant Coops 
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nothing but a friend
nothing but a dogsbody
nobody's fool
thirty pages! thirty pages of THIS!
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