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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I think too.

Is there a prize for realising it's bullshit?

Alison
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a contraction for "Knows bugger all, cherie"?
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm almost sure it's a contraction - genieb's post intimates that at the end (the bit with the nob element, and the french for darling).

But how's it fit in with the clues? Unless both the guys first clues relate to the same word, and so on and so forth.

'Not a bad cheater really' or 'Not a bad chap, really'?

I'm going back to the Secret Diary thread where it's safe... Very Happy
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Notably
Outlandish
Bristolian
After
Cheap
Help -
Entertaining
Repartee
Is
Essential
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hedgehog wrote:
Its a contraction for "Knows bugger all, cherie"?


Wouldn't suprise me.
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hedgehog wrote:
Its a contraction for "Knows bugger all, cherie"?


References to stupidity and incompetence:

- Lousy spelling (LOTS of references)
- Poor sense of direction
- Needs explanations
- The Beckhams are not the sharpest knives in the block
- Greeane may have been a dumb animal in a past life

PS Diamond - nobody has mentioned that its one of the suits of a pack of cards
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*puts 50p the slot*

Deep breath....

ok, I haven't read all 27 pages so forgive me if I'm repeating what someone else has already suggested..

how about Nobacherie the BA being an acronym for an alternate P.A and then it simply reading No b.a. dear.

Now what could the b stand for...

OK this makes no sense..

Ok, how about Coops is afraid of heights and flying and so No B.A. dear..
= BA representing flying and the London Eye

or maybe it's BA as in BA Baracus..?

No? Ok...

noba, nova? New best friend?

Now, I see how addictive this is.. Twisted Evil
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure that coops is not a WOMBAT* rather than a nobacherie (what ever that is)?

*Wombat, Waste Of Money Brains And Time (AOL speak)

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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a few WOMATS . . . that's minus the brains Laughing Laughing Laughing
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perfiditty wrote:
Are you sure that coops is not a WOMBAT* rather than a nobacherie (what ever that is)?

*Wombat, Waste Of Money Brains And Time (AOL speak)


Shocked
Am freaked out now. A while back I had a dream that I'd finally worked out that Nobacherie was a type of wombat. (I told a couple of you at the time - did one of you tell Perfiditty?!)

Of course I also dreamed it was Spanish for 'Care Bear'.

I don't suppose it is, is it?
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New postPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww, how sweet, Syd!

I've had to take my mind off 'nobacherie' today by making a new Secret Diary story. Put a pickie of Coops in it to get even! Twisted Evil

See if you can spot it. He looks luvverly....
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are a sick, sick woman.
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*rushes over to diary thread*
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if a TV researcher will one day come across this word and we will end with this...
Ding! "And the next word is... Nobacherie. Sandy?"

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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Oh my God, Rexy, that's hilarious!!! Applause
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably already been suggested about 20 pages ago,but is it that Coops isn't a general dogsbody.
Colder? Warmer? Help?
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is Sir Big Dave with today's clue? Anxious
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He hasn't bothered, 'cause I got it right with 'Not a Bad Chap, Really'! Or maybe 'Not a Broad Chap, Really'! (he's quite slight isn't he!)

Either that, or Coops is a bit pissed off that I put him in my story and has told Dave to sod the clue for today... Wink
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*indignant*

Charming! Just charming! Leading us all up the Nobacherie garden path like that......
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scene: an abandoned hospital in London
Date: 27th February 2025

A group of impressionable young students huddle together for warmth as they wait for the arrival of the famed Psychic Illusionist Derren Brown.

Derren enters the room dressed in his trademark spangling pink lurex tutu, beams engagingly at the camera and turns to address the students.

*lights dim*

"Tonight my friends we are going to conduct a special seance.

"In this very place, exactly 20 years ago, a group of my strangest fans committed collective and painful suicide driving nails up each others' nostrils with planks of plywood. They left no note, only a strange, meaningless word scribbled in blood on the wall and a voodoo doll made of wire and bandages with the mysterious letters SBD carved into its chest.

"Ever since, their tortured souls have roamed the site; terrified visitors report hearing agonised moans of 'Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrennnnnnnn I have noooooooooooooooooo liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrennnnn' over the frenetic sound of rattling keyboards.

"I was particularly and deeply affected by the news of this tragedy because it coincided with the mysterious disappearance of my trusted PA Coops on his way to pick me up from Victoria Station.

"Look at the selection of photos of my fans and pick out the one that most appeals to you; you are going to help me contact that person.

"Ah, I remember them all so vividly - their wit, their sense of humour, their obsessive interest in my footwear and facial hair......................

"Sod it. Anyone fancy doing an exorcism instead?"
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe! Laughing
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!!!!

(and thanks for the disturbing mental image. Pink? PINK?? Eleanor will be pleased...)
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New postPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bye Bye Al...
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New postPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Hmmm, at least he had the modesty to keep his suit on underneath...
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