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maid marion
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In the Celebrity Fame Acadamy Thread, SBD is asking for our help and is dangling the promise of a clue a day until we get the Nobacherie puzzle solved. HAH!!
I know nothing about the Beckhams so I am currently trying to work it out from Spasm "The Genius" Cat's workings.
I am going to ponder a while.
I may be gone some time..... |
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SpasmTheCat
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-in Bart Simpson voice-
Can't sleep, nobacherie will eat me, can't sleep, nobacherie will eat me....
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maid marion
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| Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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D'you suppose there's a link in the fact that Derren Brown and David Beckham have the same initials?
Did someone get them mixed up and have to explain themselves? |
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| maid marion wrote: | D'you suppose there's a link in the fact that Derren Brown and David Beckham have the same initials?
Did someone get them mixed up and have to explain themselves? |
Maybe Coops really wanted to be David Beckhams PA but someone got it mixed up and he got lumbered with Derren 
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SpasmTheCat
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Is it anything to do with the Beckhams and that affair with his PA, Rebecca Loos?
If you pronounce the B on its own, you get 'No Biatch-erie' (tries to say it like Cartman), so maybe it's saying that Coops is a good PA who doesn't bitch about stuff, unlike her or Victoria.
(Could the bunnie have been a bitch in a previous life as a doggie?)
| Thistoshallpass wrote: | Spasm you seem to be so very close its heart-breaking  |
-sniff- Yes, TTSP, it's very frustrating, but my brain is frazzled...
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genieb
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| Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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Kinda wish I'd taken more interest in the Beckham/Loos story.
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SpasmTheCat
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There was nothing to see, really. It was:
Loos: I slept with Beckham!
Beckham: No you didn't!
Victoria: You're a lying cow!
Loos: I slept with him, really!
Beckham: No you didn't!
Loos: I can reveal personal info about him!
Beckham: Oh wait...yes, you did.
Celebrity Farm thing: Rebecca! Please wank this pig.
Loos: OK! Anything to get on TV!
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genieb
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Next question then:-
Does Coops keep pigs??
 Sorry, I'll get my coat and close the door behind me.
I do vaguely remeber hearing something about text messages or am I getting mixed up with something else??
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clarence
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| Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| excellent summary there spasm! |
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| Sir Big Dave wrote: | 23/02/05 CLUE
Greanne was probably one in a past life |
Pie?
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I've officially given up (for now, anyway) and am rooting for Spasm. COME ON, GIRL!!
Alison
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SpasmTheCat
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Hehe!
-is doing the Times cryptic crossword to try and get brain in gear!-
I've been at the clues again...
'Nowt to do with the scouse' could refer to Sporty Spice, indicating the Spice Girls.
'Nothing to do with knobs' might be because it's to do with balls (footballs, that is!)
'wrong, wrong WRONG!' might refer to the last error, 'Big Dean', which should really be 'Dave'
My poor head...
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | Hehe!
-is doing the Times cryptic crossword to try and get brain in gear!-
I've been at the clues again...
'Nowt to do with the scouse' could refer to Sporty Spice, indicating the Spice Girls.
'Nothing to do with knobs' might be because it's to do with balls (footballs, that is!)
'wrong, wrong WRONG!' might refer to the last error, 'Big Dean', which should really be 'Dave'
My poor head...
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Third time lucky (not having much luck logging on this morning) - I still think the 'knobs' clue refers simply to 'Messiah' (but probably completely incorrect)
The wrong wrong WRONG clue - I still also get stuck on all the capital letters - and the fact that the Scoops, Big Dean spell SBD ....
Perhaps he's just the spokesperson!!
Or in charge of recruitment or advertising? I have this feeling it's going to be Oats So Simple in the end!!!
(ooooo now I just feel sick after typing that!)
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SBD 24/02/05 CLUE................Malaga is not where you think it is
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| Sir Big Dave wrote: | | SBD 24/02/05 CLUE................Malaga is not where you think it is |
I don't know where Malaga is, so that's not very helpful!
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I Know, I have got what Coops does, he is responsible for making insane fans of DVB slightly more insane so they get locked up after having bought a ticket for the tour so that he doesn't actually have to employ security guards.
He can then sit in the venue looking smug and not actually having to do any work, but he still gets paid.
Nobacherie - to drive the insane slightly more insane. to cause perfectly innocent bystanders to start to rock backwards and forwards!
Mummy my head hurts..........and there's something gooey coming out of my ears.......Mummy make the bad men go away.
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clarence
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hm, malaga is in andalucia, spain. which would tie in with david beckham moving to spain. . . but where do people think malaga is if not spain?
EDIT: oh for god's sake. i joined the db forum because i was under the impression it was the only place on earth that was freed from the influence of the beckhams. how wrong i was.
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SpasmTheCat
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Well, Malaga is on the Costa Del Sol in Spain. If it's not there, someone had better stop the plane I just sent to it.
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | Well, Malaga is on the Costa Del Sol in Spain. If it's not there, someone had better stop the plane I just sent to it.
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Yay Spas there is now tea all over my monitor. You just really made me laugh a lot.
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Oh, I know - he's in charge of boiling all the bunnies that fans keep sending to Derren ...
Or he could be in charge of fan mail, hate mail and everything else male, I mean, mail .......
He's in charge of all DB's correspondence ...
Particularly any letters coming from jealous wives currently living in Malaga, Sweden!
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SpasmTheCat
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-grins at Pootle!-
Mr Big Dave, Sir - the clue 'Fascinating'; is the answer 'entrance' please?
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Man's favourite foreign friend = VISA (also needed to get into US to film Messiah!!)
So ... he's in charge of legal affairs/travel arrangements/passports/
Press relations?
(clutches at straws - very stuck today - that clue doesn't help AT ALL)!!!! Bad boy!!!
I could also go for my STAG theory but ......................
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | -grins at Pootle!-
Mr Big Dave, Sir - the clue 'Fascinating'; is the answer 'entrance' please? |
Mmmm - interesting. I was working along the lines of 'spellbinding'!!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Big Dave wrote: | | SBD 24/02/05 CLUE................Malaga is not where you think it is |
Did Coops hide your can of lager?
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| sydneytheduck wrote: | | Sir Big Dave wrote: | | SBD 24/02/05 CLUE................Malaga is not where you think it is |
Did Coops hide your can of lager? |
And along those lines - it's customs clearance and stuff, isn't it? He's has to spend long hours explaining the stag-gering excess of duty free goods ....
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