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| Go Go Yubari wrote: | By "Entries", I mean doorways or porticos. And when I talk of erupting richly, I simply mean opening a carton of milkshake or bottle of Tizer clumsily and spilling some of its contents.
By "orgasms", I am of course referring to the obscure Old Portuguese word for "pleasant walks along the sea front".
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as is made clearer in the Italian translation?
Needing to
Open
Bottles
And
Cartons
Hygienically on
Esplanade
Results in
Immense
Explosion
EDIT - eeeek! when did SBD sneak in there?
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Hey Mensa didn't want me back, they said I was too fick if I couldn't work a simple acronym about Mr Brown's PA out. 
SBD, no prize is worth the mental anguish. Not even a guided tour of your van. 
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Aurora
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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Not
Only
Brown
And
Coops
Handle
Embezzled
Royalties
In
E 
I know that doesn't make sense but this has fried my brain! |
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genieb
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OK, Ok, I know it's not supposed to be rude, but:
Never
Over-rated
Brown
Asks
Coops to
Handle
Erotic
Requests
Inevitably
Expertly
Don't care anymore, I'm gonna sulk
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dRaggy
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Sir Big Dave wrote: | | SBD 3.........Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Numskull Ninja's |
To clarify, is the apostrophe meant to be there? Or is it a typo?
*thinking seriously about this, and that just leaped out at me*
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Nutritional Operative**, Bill Administration, Call Handling, Emergency Roadside Incidents and Egosoothing.
** ie orders pizzas and fetches the chips and beer
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Hmmm, at this point it might actually help if Big Dave told us if any of this is actually on the right track, or we could be guessing forever...
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dRaggy
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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With the help of google apparently "llllandalkghaghadsf" has the best fish and chips.
Facinating - Possessing the power to charm or allure; captivating.
Knobs- handles
Concorde - grounded, or retired. "The last Concorde flight lands at Filton, near Bristol, on November 26, 2003"
Might be something it it landing near bristol.
Peter Piper...... Numskull Ninjas - nonsense. Rhyme. Can't think of anything but teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Enrolment clue I have no idea about.
derren, Darren, Duran Duran... - Could have sworn someone said Dave loved Duran Duran. But erm.
Carbon - diamond
Fav Foreign friend - translator, travel guide?
MacMillan - there's a macmillan credit card...
As for the typos...
Well my brain hurts and I've made no progress whatsoever!
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| dRaggy wrote: |
Peter Piper...... Numskull Ninjas - nonsense. Rhyme. Can't think of anything but teenage mutant ninja turtles! |
I was also thinking along those lines.
There were four Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael. Michelangelo was the stupid one. Maybe has something to do with that? But Leonardo was the clever one. Leonardo Di Vinci wrote all his work in mirror handwriting as a code, kind of a riddle? Not really a tongue twister, is it?
*Hides in corner*
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Isn't 'fascinating' something that Derren says a lot? Like a catchphrase or something?
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dRaggy
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| TediousPhoenix wrote: | | dRaggy wrote: |
Peter Piper...... Numskull Ninjas - nonsense. Rhyme. Can't think of anything but teenage mutant ninja turtles! |
I was also thinking along those lines.
There were four Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael. Michelangelo was the stupid one. Maybe has something to do with that? But Leonardo was the clever one. Leonardo Di Vinci wrote all his work in mirror handwriting as a code, kind of a riddle? Not really a tongue twister, is it?
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...Maybe it's eirehcabon but nobacherie is easier to pronounce.
Eire - Ireland.
H
Cabon.
Irish diamond. And somehting to do with H?
*throws clues out the window*
I yell.com'd chippys in "llanhairgogogogogogoch" and there's just one.
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No
'Ope (the)
Bastards
Are
Contemplating
Help
Everyone
Resolve
It
Easily
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Here's a thought - could one of the e's be 'explain'?
"Poor old Concorde, he fly no more" - he's an 'ex-plane'....
Might even be able to stretch it to 'explanation'....
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dRaggy
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| SpasmTheCat wrote: | Here's a thought - could one of the e's be 'explain'?
"Poor old Concorde, he fly no more" - he's an 'ex-plane'....
Might even be able to stretch it to 'explanation'.... |
ooooooooooooooooooooooo 
Googled the name of the chippy and found this:
Menai Bridge
White Knight says to Alice,
'I heard him then, for I had just completed my design.
To keep the Menai Bridge from rust.
By boiling it in wine.'
Lewis Carrol, Through the Looking Glass
If nothing else this is an education in tangents!
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I can go from fish and chips to coops in a few steps..
Chippy called glan menai. Menai bridge. Mentioned in Thru the looking glass - Alice. Alice Cooper. Coops.
But that skill isn't helping me get anywhere
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dRaggy
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| genieb wrote: | Sorry to digress, but I found this when I was Googling for more clues.
| Quote: | | A little birdie tells me that Lizzy Bardsley has started to get ideas well above her station. The former Wife Swap "star" keeps on turning up for filming of ITV's Celebrity Fit Club with her very own personal assistant, Diane. |
What on earth does that woman need a PA for?? To buy her tracksuits and fags? Ugh.
Mind you, if DB & Coops part company. We could always let Bardsley know about the "Nobacherie"! |
That's the huge clue post.
Derren certainely did have a personal trainer. Had to keep fit for tour, eat properly etc.
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If it's a big clue, it would give away more than one word wouldn't it?
Really wish they'd clarify if it's a "Not Only Browns Assistant, Coops Handles Exercising Rabbits Inside Expertly" or not."!
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And then you have "Ideas above her station".
There#s the station Gorsafawddachaidraigodanheddogleddollonpenrhynareurdraethceredigion which was renamed to try and get into the Guinness World Records.
Oooo does coops drink guinness?
B is Beer?
I'm getting trigger happy in this thread!
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3 : Enrolment at a later stage would certainly mean an imminent sacrifice.
Something to do with exercise? An imminent sacrifice could be chocolate, or because you would have to work so hard to catch up...
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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Spaz - really like the idea of 'ex-plane' 
Still wonder if the Ninja clue has anything to do with pizzas
If you look West from the London Eye the next railway (note - 'R') station is Embankment.
The enrolment clue sounded like a babelfish translation of a normal phrase, perhaps "The early bird catches the worm".
This is stupid. I have ironing to do. AHA - I for Ironing? OK maybe not.
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| Hedgehog wrote: | | The enrolment clue sounded like a babelfish translation of a normal phrase, perhaps "The early bird catches the worm". |
I did to german, french, greek, then back to english.....
the first bird verfaengt the screw without the end.
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| dRaggy wrote: | | the first bird verfaengt the screw without the end. |
Back to the gutter again then........................ 
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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HELLO COOPS!
PLEASE tell us if we're on the right track! Or on the wrong track. Or even post laughing at us. ANYTHING!
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| dRaggy wrote: | HELLO COOPS!
PLEASE tell us if we're on the right track! Or on the wrong track. Or even post laughing at us. ANYTHING! |
IGNORE HER!..... JUST TELL US THE BLOODY ANSWER PLEASE (unless I'M really close in which case give me a prize)
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| Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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4 Derren, Darren, Duran Duran, Scoops, Big Dean, wrong, wrong WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three wrongs don't make a right, but could that be the 'r' word?
Also, is Coops a native of Belgravia? That's over Buck House, and a native could be considered a man's favourite foreign friend...
-clutches at straws-
If it is an acronym, the sentence itself has got to be flowing - I doubt that they would have thought of 'nobacherie' and then fitted some meaning to it...
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