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pootle
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| Coops wrote: | Don't get tempted Dave
They can be very persuasive  |
Coops you are even more mean then Dave! I sent a pm and everything, like I thought that was going to work!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh and damn you and stoopid Mr Brown and evn more Stoopid Sir Big Dave damn you all to hell!
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Greeane_Loves
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baksheesh is lik a bribe in india so mabbe Mr scoop has to bribe Mr derrren befour he will put him on the creddits of his programm
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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I don't even care and that is the truth.
Cos it means nothing!
*starts to rock backwards and forwards!
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SpasmTheCat
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I'm on the verge of giving up, here...
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Aurora
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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| I agree. But then why would Coops and Sir Big Dave not want us to know what it means? |
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Atari
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it's gotta be something filthy. or maybe they're just bluffing.
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The Queen of Swords
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This is turning into some kind of fairground attraction. If only someone had had the bright idea to charge 50p a go . . . . .
*chucks 50p piece down on counter*
Does it have anything to do with Coops' driving skills?
(Yes, there is a link, albeit a tenuous one, and no, am not telling! So  )
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maid marion
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A good idea, QoS!!! We could have a game of Twenty Questions! Big Sir Dave and/or Coops have to answer Yes or No honestly to each question we post!
Except I don't see that happening - even the offer of alcohol in exchange for information was rejected!!
However, I'm told the "answer" isn't a secret. |
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Aurora
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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This should really be under the "Riddles" thread shouldn't it?
If the answer isn't a secret, does that mean that nobacherie actually has a meaning? |
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Go Go Yubari
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The secret behind "Nobacherie"...
Deep in the Cotwolds, in the meadow behind the post office where Keira the Jersey cow masticates buttercups, there stands an old, shabby cottage called "Nobacherie". Eldritch blue roses twine around the front porch and swivel their heads to follow the moon, insalubrious ivy shrouds the window-panes, and noisy snails roost in the thatched eaves, honking to each other in vile mating rituals. No-one but an old, misshapen woman (with a back so lumpy it resembles a great big meringue) lives in this cottage. Her name is Vera Cooper and she hobbles everywhere on a plywood cane carved into the shape of an octopus tentacle. There is but one purpose in Vera Cooper's life. To guard the treasure hidden in the airing cupboard, a weird old painting swaddled in sack cloth and tied with special knots.
She is very proud of her responsibility, but is perhaps even more proud of her grandson, who is currently working in London as a PA to some magician bloke off the telly. At least, that is what people are led to believe. In fact he is using his knowledge of the portrait in the airing cupboard, and the heinous secret that it holds, to blackmail the magician into keeping his more extravagant excesses under control. If it weren't for that portrait, lurking unguessed among the damp camisole knickers and threadbare Y-fronts (what an old woman is doing with Y-fronts in her airing cupboard we can only guess at!), the magician would be free to wreak some altogether foul and unspeakable acts upon humanity, without fear of reprisals.
As it is, the portrait strikes such terror and revulsion into the heart of the morally corrupt but achingly handsome magician, that he obeys every single command that his young, tangle-haired PA dictates. But just in case the magician should forget, the assistant insists that he should be known as "Nobacherie" at all times, in honour of the obscure and terrible nemesis that lurks hidden in the idyllic cottage in the Cotwolds.
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SpasmTheCat
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I don't care about any other explanations. Go Go, your one is the right one. It always will be. Even if Big Dave reveals it to be some smutty innuendo related to Coops's pink thing.
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maid marion
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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GoGo - LOL!!
Very good - and probably closer to the truth in many ways that the Forum may never know..... |
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genieb
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| Coops wrote: | Don't get tempted Dave
They can be very persuasive |
Reverend Coops warning Sir Big Dave against the temptations of evil? 
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Hedgehog
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*foams at mouth* noooooooooo this puzzle is worse than forum addiction. Two more tries;
Coops is Derren's bodyguard hence "no bashery"
Its a shorthand description of Coops' looks and musical tastes
- "no Bach, and hairy".
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Flying Nun
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ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzletmeknowwhenyoufindoutzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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SpasmTheCat
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Hehe, I like 'no bashery'!
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Taylor
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| Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:18 am Post subject: |
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| ok ok i haven't posted here for ages and the whole 'nobacherie' thing didn't even bother me at all untill now... so mr. dave and mr. coops the alcohol bribe didn't work so how about the erm ''the little bet'' we had in london? hahahahahaha now tell us all!! |
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PHYSCOCHICK
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| Taylor wrote: | | ok ok i haven't posted here for ages and the whole 'nobacherie' thing didn't even bother me at all untill now... so mr. dave and mr. coops the alcohol bribe didn't work so how about the erm ''the little bet'' we had in london? hahahahahaha now tell us all!! |
PMSLROTF!!!!!!! *falls about laughting*
Im sure if they dont tell us here they will when we force it outta them!! 
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SpasmTheCat
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Okay, maybe it's 'Nob, Actually' said as if you were drunk.
"What does he do?" "Nuffink. He's a bit of a nob, asherry.."
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emma/akasha
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Ha ha, I think that's the best yet! I think it's the thought of Derren sloshed!hehe 
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Squawker
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In fact, it relates to Coops' response to everything Derren does?
Derren: "So, what do you think?"
Coops: "Not bad, deary" - or even Not bad, cherie
which, said very quickly would translate to: Nobacherie!!
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Squawker
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:21 am Post subject: |
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Then again ..... it could just mean 'gaffer'
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pootle
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| Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:46 am Post subject: |
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It means nothing, they are just big horrid nasty people that like playing with our minds.
Rev coops take your stoopid name and....well do something not very nice with it! 
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hypersang
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:28 am Post subject: |
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Yep Coops shagged a virgin, Big Dave you owe me a pint. 
**Nob a cherry**
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SpasmTheCat
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...or it could be 'No Badgery', as in 'don't bother me, Coops, I'm busy...' 
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